Fucking shit mom, this blog is bitching
Shit Mom!

Offending people since 1999. I'm a bitch with no mercy ( sometimes a sweetheart too )

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via anabelinwonderland)

rnotel:

✣ nature ✥ glamour ✢ fashion
27-cents:

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religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

(Source: ttity, via lindsayolohan)

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic, via seanp0donnell)